Well Blow Me Down!

New post HOLY BOLLOCKS!

2008-11-09T13:05:00.000-08:00

Well I was just reading some of my past posts. The last one made me remeber the day it was written. I DID go into town that day...That was the day I got lost...

Anyway, since then I haven't gone into town by myself again ^^

I can't be arsed thinking of anything to talk about so I'll just end by saying Pizza Hut was the dog bollocks...

P.S Cocks...

Summer Holibols!

2008-06-30T04:19:00.000-07:00

Hurrah! We have reached Nibbana, and by that I mean there is no more school for ages >__>

I will be looking forward to the 7 weeks of nothingness D= I may go into town later today...by myself...alone...with no one else, to get pens. I am forced to do such things on my own as I tried phoning on of me pals earlier and their phone was off *curse you* but on the up side I dont have to walk all the way to byres road to meet anyone.

Sounds exciting eh? Well hopefully I shall be doing other lovely things during the holidays, I doubt it, but hope is the only thing keeping me going at the moment. Ah yes, we all have Jordans' party to look forward to when, as he so delicately put, "his parents bugger off".

Well thats all I can be bothered telling you about so until next month! Or whenever my next blog shall be.

Can I borrow a voucher?

2008-05-10T11:57:00.000-07:00

I thought I might as well write some tripe about the events of today.

Meeting Heather and Amy at half one today was the start of our lovely adventure, sadly that was followed by going to Primark (not so lovely) ...

...Oh crap I just remembered I missed the Friday Night Project last night >__> damn!

Anyway, we then continued with our day by meeting Jordan at the Apple Store, this was after the debate of someone phoning Xiang to tell him where we were where, mind you it ensued again after we met Jordan. We then buggered off to the cinema.

Standing about in the cinema foyer for about 5 minutes trying to democratically decide what we were going to go see proved to Xiang that he couldn't get what he wanted just by saying "I thought we were going to see Iron Man. Why aren't we going to see Iron Man? I dont want to see Made of Honour or What Happens In Vegas or The Eye or Awake or anything else this cinema happens to be showing today. Lets go see Iron Man" In the end of course we did go see Iron Man, but only because we all wanted to see it! Yeah...*cough* (I actually rather enjoyed it, except for the rude man at the start who told us to "shut the fuck up" or something along those lines. This resulted in some name calling and an attempt at throwing popcorn and maybe also a little of giving him the finger)

Yeah so it was raining after the film so we went to BK, even though it was closed, and Xiang attempted to mooch some BK vouchers, it was a rather funny scene that I cba going over. Anyway in the end Xiang didn't get his voucher and said I was going to be mauled or something I cant remember.

Yup it was a good day....Bollocks to your conclusion...hey I found a Flake!

Very Tires...DO NOT WANT!

2008-03-16T11:31:00.000-07:00

I spent yet another weekend at my uncles last night, there was much merriment. Sadly I'm finding it more difficult to resist the lure of my gaming urges so I spent yet another two nights playing KotOR into the early hours of the morning. Stupidly I didn't study for the NAB I have for Art tomorrow so an overnight cram session is badly needed, I am now forced into looking at designers that aren't on my development sheet >__> DAMN YOU THORKINS! They didn't tell us that we had to do this at the start of the year ;__;

On the upside I watched Casper meets Wendy earlier, yet another cue for much merriment. I also watched The Fifth Element last night and was mesmerised by Chris Tuckers shoulders.

Anyway better get cramming ;__;

I love this poem

2008-01-25T15:43:00.000-08:00

 Lady Lazarus
 
  I have done it again.
  One year in every ten
  I manage it----
 
  A sort of walking miracle, my skin
  Bright as a Nazi lampshade,
  My right foot
 
  A paperweight,
  My face a featureless, fine
  Jew linen.
 
  Peel off the napkin
  0 my enemy.
  Do I terrify?----
 
  The nose, the eye pits, the full set of teeth?
  The sour breath
  Will vanish in a day.
 
  Soon, soon the flesh
  The grave cave ate will be
  At home on me
 
  And I a smiling woman.
  I am only thirty.
  And like the cat I have nine times to die.
 
  This is Number Three.
  What a trash
  To annihilate each decade.
 
  What a million filaments.
  The peanut-crunching crowd
  Shoves in to see
 
  Them unwrap me hand and foot
  The big strip tease.
  Gentlemen, ladies
 
  These are my hands
  My knees.
  I may be skin and bone,
 
  Nevertheless, I am the same, identical woman.
  The first time it happened I was ten.
  It was an accident.
 
  The second time I meant
  To last it out and not come back at all.
  I rocked shut
 
  As a seashell.
  They had to call and call
  And pick the worms off me like sticky pearls.
 
  Dying
  Is an art, like everything else,
  I do it exceptionally well.
 
  I do it so it feels like hell.
  I do it so it feels real.
  I guess you could say I've a call.
 
  It's easy enough to do it in a cell.
  It's easy enough to do it and stay put.
  It's the theatrical
 
  Comeback in broad day
  To the same place, the same face, the same brute
  Amused shout:
 
  'A miracle!'
  That knocks me out.
  There is a charge
 
  For the eyeing of my scars, there is a charge
  For the hearing of my heart----
  It really goes.
 
  And there is a charge, a very large charge
  For a word or a touch
  Or a bit of blood
 
  Or a piece of my hair or my clothes.
  So, so, Herr Doktor.
  So, Herr Enemy.
 
  I am your opus,
  I am your valuable,
  The pure gold baby
 
  That melts to a shriek.
  I turn and burn.
  Do not think I underestimate your great concern.
 
  Ash, ash ---
  You poke and stir.
  Flesh, bone, there is nothing there----
 
  A cake of soap,
  A wedding ring,
  A gold filling.
 
  Herr God, Herr Lucifer
  Beware
  Beware.
 
  Out of the ash
  I rise with my red hair
  And I eat men like air.

Nun's in trench coats!

2008-01-25T15:35:00.000-08:00

...I came up with the nuns in trench coats concept whilst slumped on a sofa watching Kerrang with Pauline. I may have to put it into practice, or draw or something >__<>=3 I post things on deviantart nao (most in pencil :U)
Anyway I'd like to use the nuns in trench coats ideas in there, I may be killed by christians but who gives a flying funk.

The prelims for the dump palace are steadily approaching but I'm not phased, if I fail I fail. I would like to leave in the summer though, but I've got a feeling that wont be possible.

Anywho toodles!

Happy New Year!

2008-01-01T10:24:00.000-08:00

Good lord it's finally here! No, not a new blog post; 2008!

I don't think I posted at christmas...did I? I can't remember so I'll say Merry Christmas to you!

I did my "celebrating" last night with Hayley and Jordan,drinking Shloer and eating wine crisps...and many many peanuts. It was much fun, but staying up until around half three in the morning is taking its toll on me.

I now have better things to do, rather than sitting with my eyelids hitting the floor typing about it. So for now I say toodles and leave you with this image of Robbie Rotten...

And This...

Well this year looks to be promising, now I'm off to go do stuff in my other blog...

Something smacked my face

2007-12-11T12:44:00.000-08:00

'Ere what's all this then?

Crikey it's been a while. I wonder how many blogs I've said that in now...
Anyway, I had quite a nice day today :U BLOODY HELL! Mind you art got me kinda annoyed though, for reasons I dont know.
I managed to finish my book HURRAH! I put that down to Jordans absence, he leads me down the path of destruction and bad things O.o
I cant really remember what happened in History, except saying that Mr Mosaic back was a buffalo soldier due to his obsessive compulsive exhaling and whistling through out the period. Oh and also I be getting a NAB on monday =( no want! No want!
The weekend was full of muchness and such, I went into town with Hayley and we buggered about in the rain for a while...until it started snowing. Then we went back to mine and had fun with a bottle of Blossom Hill and some beer. Twas lovely!
We put up a Christmas tree tonight, which meant I had to go lofting. I was having a panic attack as I am terrified of my loft for some unknown reason...

And I think thats about all I am willing to say for now.

Good tidings!

Shut yer shit pipe!

In Claude We Trust...

2007-11-14T11:01:00.000-08:00

Halllllooooo! My, it certainly has been a long time hasn't it?

Anyway, I've been rather perky today (lord knows why) but I somehow got out of a maths NAB which was lovely.
For once I'm not going to talk about school =o or the Haggishunt ¬__¬ I will hear nothing bad against the hunt!

It was my birthday last week and much merriment was had (?) I got lots of things that I found amusing in one way or another. I shall list them nao:

MCR Cds
MCR Poster
MCR T-Shirt
FMA Movie (YAY!)
Thrillville
New Phone ... Its purple ...
Two bottles of Baileys
Silent Hill
Money
A Badge
Some Chocolate Eyes xD
A Shit List <3
A Piggy Bank <3>
Some Sherbert Smelling Soap <3
And A Lotta Lotta Cards =D

For now thats al I can really remember.

Then I went out at the weekend to get Hayley something for her birthday. A milkshake thing and some gloves.

Oh yes I was ill last week =( but I got better =D

Thats all that really happened in that absence of blogness, now you know just how terribly boring I am (Documentry face)

Have a Lovely christmas from the Green Goblin Crack Den! (Or Hovel if you prefer)

Everybody Dance Now!

2007-10-17T04:51:00.000-07:00

Hello children ^^ After much thought I've decided not to stop using the emoticon thingys, as it shows (kinda) what mood I'm in when I be typing.

Yer, so it's the holidays and everyone is havin' fun, well I persume that they are. But sadly my children I have too much BLOODY HOMEWORK to enjoy myself =D
Art is pretty annoying, so when I go back I shall attack the Hakinator with a hedgetrimmer ^^ Good times!
English is most likely going to be a breeze, but its plentyful O.o I can see it taking ages ;__;

....And now for something completely different....

I am aware that I may have been a bit bitchy these past couple of weeks and I would just like to say, I really dont give a damn >=3 I'm a bitch and I like it, and if you dont you can either go away or shut your ears and close your eyes. Thank you very much.

Now we're drawing to a close on this bloggy wog and I will end on a happy note...HEROES TONIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ciao!

Pwned

Just a quickie

2007-10-11T12:24:00.000-07:00

Hallo! My its been just over a week since last I posted my ponce nonsense.
I've been rather busy with things, so busy infact I cant make this too long a post as I have a bath waiting.
Over the past week nothing much has been happening just the usual. School has been awful. But oh! I went into town last week with my dearest chums and saw my Commie Aunt and Uncle! This was before wandering blindly into the Apple store and playing with alphabet games on the macs and listening to them shout "BIG N" before laughing our heads off.
I have of course been watching the glorious Heroes with "Claude the God of the Hobo Mod scence" I tried to make that rhyme and failed miserably, but to be truthful I dont care because its probably on Jordan, Amy and Heathen that read this anyway =P
So for now good Britons I Salute you!
Good Tidings!

Flimsy Shirts and Arseholes

2007-10-03T09:45:00.000-07:00

Okay now here's the real blog for today.

English was hunky dory =D with many funny moments. Dr. T was talking about documentaries and such. This of course sent me and Jordan into hysterics, as you see, we like documentaries because we're terribly, terribly boring.
Jordan then made a comment about Dr. T's shirt that I don't think I'll repeat as it was very sexual.
Then it was History time ¬.¬ good-ee. Sadly there was on Mr. Mitch-ell today, but we had Mrs McGhee who, at the end of class, asked Hayley and I to give her directions for Music. Of course I couldn't do it properly so I just began mumbling whilst Hayley had a go of explaining. It was quite a job. Now I know that if Mrs McGhee isn't in class tomorrow our directions have probably gotten her lost; or killed.
Then was maths, nothing happened at all, except a boy came to the classroom door and I started laughing at him because he looked like a Vulcan. After that was computing where I had to explain-slowly- to a teacher what to do >>
Last two periods was supported study, but we got out of the first to go to the radio station. We sat and listened to our old show and then we listened to other groups' shows; one group was a big fan of the BEATLES. The "we" im referring to is me, Amy and Jordan. YAY! The last supported study was very boring and I had to sit and play POKEMANS! But that didn't make it less boring. I meantioned the word boring a lot but that just describes my life in a nutshell.

Hmm I seem to have gone another day of blogging! This is turning into a habit, like an ecstasty habit, only more classy and good for you.

Until next time fellow bloggers!

Yet again my hatered is rising up the scale

2007-10-03T09:36:00.002-07:00

Ever notice that influence can be a terrible thing?
I'm sick and tired of a certain person right now, I'm sure Jordan knows who it is I speak of. This person's influence is getting right on my wick. They can be so bloody cruel sometimes and I would really love to smash this persons face in with a large cinder block. I swear I had no idea I could hate like this, and it's actually quite scary.

Blogs Blogs all around and not a drop to drink!

2007-10-02T09:31:00.000-07:00

Oh my, I am doing well aren't I? Two posts in a row, lets just see if I can do the same tomorrow...
Okay lets begin shall we? First off everything started out like a normal Tuesday should, double English. I think English is in the "class of goodness" spot on my list of life. We basically sat for two hours talking, minor work was done, as usual. Dr. T was telling us a story or two about wives and such. Then she went on her blog and began posting about "bastard Xiang"; well, to me and Jordans knowlege anyway.
Next was History and nothing exciting happened...as usual. We got told the inspectors for the department weren't coming and everyone was terribly upset. Then we watched a video. The end.
Then there was P.E and double art. In art we had to draw with Byro's, The Hakinators Byro's (huzzah!) but of course I discovered I can't do it and was told to have more confidence in my ability...to draw with a BYRO!
Then I came home and was attacked by some hungry cats; they weren't mine. Then I had some food and a good time was had by all! Especially me!

Until next time! (Whenever the hell that might be)

Don't Stop Me Now!

2007-10-01T13:54:00.000-07:00

That heading was a reference to Queen by the way, incase you are unaware.
I forgot to mention a few things in the blog I just posted a few seconds ago and frankly my dear I don't riverdance O.o Sorry I really couldn't be bothered editing it. Anyway the more posts I have the snazzier (?) I look =D
At the Shane "the snorefest" Ward's signing I saw someone there who Jowwwdan and I have random updates about. The person I shall refer to for now as Cake Bake 2. Anyway we saw this person at Virgin and it was a very cringe-worthy scene. Screaming teens. It makes me sick...
...In other news (=D) I got the results of one class test we did in art and I think I did reasonably well ^^ Also in History I seemed to know what I was doing and managed to listen to Mr Mitch-ell for more than half a period! =D
Oh yes, I almost forgot there will be inspectors in school for the duration of this term thing until the October week. Sadly we have been informed that they might walk around and ask us questions like, "hello, do you know what your doing?", and my answer to which is most likely going to be, "oh hello. Of course I don't you silly man! Now run along and fetch me some Vimto"....Mmmmm Vimto. I need to stop fantasizing about Vimto, it's beyond obsession.
I just finished watching Nigella and now I feel inspired to cook =]
But sadly I have no food in the house, dry bread will have to do for now, and maybe some Vimto.
I managed to bring that word up four times in a matter of sentences, I truly am very gifted *nod nod* Anyway I've done enough blogging for one night and I think it's time to play some pokémans!

Holy Balaclava!

2007-10-01T13:18:00.000-07:00

Yes, this is the first time I've blogged in a while. Sorry about that I've been a tad busy, and by that I mean lazy.
Nothing much has happened lately, that also contributes, so I'll try and sum things up and write about events that have happened (but of course they wont be very interesting =D)
Okay let me think... Okay CFA is being as annoying as ever, but I just try to think of all the things I could to to this person if I were armed with, Oh gee I dunno, say, a pack of wild boars , machine gun or a hunting knife strapped keenly to my shin.
Me and Hayley have had many trips up and down the "Brown Mile", once being wolf whistled by a simpleton, then we heard him shouting, "Aw haw, A goat a wave" which lead us to believe he may have been blind.
I sat a NAB for maths and passed (yay me!) But to be honest a two year old could have done it, no offense to anyone who had to take a resit.
Oh and finally there was a visit into town with my bonnie chums on Saturday and I purchased a fabulous album by the fantabulous Billy Talent =D
Probably my highlight of the week was being in Virgin with Amy whilst ShaneWard was signing copies of his new CD (wait for it) and then shouting very loudly, "OH MY GOD! THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HIRO NAKAMURA!". All in all a very good day.

<3

Friday Of Goodness Equals Yay-ness Time

2007-08-17T08:48:00.000-07:00

Call me monotone Charlie. Not for any reason, just sounds cool and everyone else has a nickname xD

Okay here goes my second blog in a row =o surprising isn't it? Gottah make this quick I need to go for bread. So second day of school was now, I'm trying to be more upbeat because I realised my last entry was just a load of grumbling about how much I hate things. I'm not really that sort of person. First off was computing, not THAT bad, I just felt a bit sick and was praying the teacher would hurry up and make us do something instead of sitting there pretending to work her cardboard cut-out computer. Then was art and we were being told how awful everything was going to be, but me Hayley and Heather sat laughing at the pictures of David Bowie (not that we dont like him, he was just strapped to a chair and pulling a face) whilst the Hakinator did his stuff. All in all the rest of the day was quite good, I found out I would be doing higher English (Yay me!) and we sat doing nothing in maths ^^ But there is ALWAYS something (>_>) to ruin a good day and that was my other arch-nemesis

but as I've said before i'm not at liberty to say who this person is, like my other nemesis they probably dont have a clue that I hate them oh so very much. For now I shall refer to moi nemesis as CFA >> <<>

Och Here We GO >_>

2007-08-16T12:42:00.000-07:00

16th of August, first day back at Hillhead Dump Palace (A.K.A The School Of Arse)
Starts off as every other first day back >_> sitting for two hours in the dismal registration with utter arseholes. Then it gets worse, when i'm finally content with the fact noone is bothering me in any way my teacher decides I look loney and began to chat to me. It's very nice of him to try but people like me don't need to be spoken to, we like to sit in our little bubbles or arrogance listening to music. Then it got even worse, he asked me what I got for my technical grade, which happened to be the subject he taught, I had to say "3" quietly in hope he wouldn't hear me. He said a 3 wasn't a bad mark, but stupidly I went into the exam all cocky >_> expecting a scaped one or a well deserved two. I felt worse because when he asked someone else what they got, they said 1.

Anyway, after registration we had an assembly, I can't really remember what the teacher was saying, something about lockers being fun o_o Oh and also about people being prefects; putting my name forward would be good for a larf. Anyway we all stood around discussing our subjects (we as in, me , Amy, Jordan and Heather) First up for me was History. Not a bad class, just a bit scary and overwhelming. Although my arch-nemeis was there...if your a Sammie fan then you know who I mean. Anyway (I do say that alot dont I?) we buggered off to our next class which was art. We got the Harkinator to my delight, I was in the same class as the mighty Heathen (Yay!) and Hayley (=D) we had to draw our names, and as always mine looked retarded =P no colouring for me!

Lunch time sure brought back memories, going to see crazy Bill/Osita/Micheal. M&S sure is swell xD when we came back we sat around playing pokemans =D! Win! Then came the last subject of the day, the dreaded DOUBLE PERIOD!!!! Dun dun dunnnnnnnn! It was compiting for me =( so awful. I just kept thinking through the whole duration of the class "I really don't want to be here" but then I perked up a little when I totally pwned the class at the questions FTW! Still something feels odd about this year, and I may have said it before but i'm sure it will be the downfall of my omnipotence =( Booooooooo!

Btw this is probably one of my longest posts =D WIN! If you comment be nice!

Oh My Lanta!

2007-07-03T15:42:00.001-07:00

Oh no it's the summer holidays which means yet another lovely 6 or 7 weeks of nothingness. I know I should be happy that there is no more school but i'll probably be spending most of it indoors because of the chronic rain >_>
Although I did do something yestarday ^^ I went into town with my chum Jowwwdan and visited our old friend TK Maxx which was quite pleasant. Me and my trendy wendy mate walked around for about two hours in cowboy hats and vibrant pink ties trying to spray old ladies with air freshener. Jowwwdan sprayed my hand with it and I reeked of cinnamon the rest of the day. I found a great dreesing up kit for a child, I took a photo but I shall post that later.
We then left and began wandering around Marks & Spencer searching in desperation for a spoon.
Yet again we went in search for some amusment so we went into Virgin and browsed through CDs until Jowwwdan bought something. But we couldn't leave without a glimpse of "Hottie Horatio" =D
And that was the end of our fun filled day in town.
Oh yeah we got stopped by the crazy Gouranga lady outside the galleries.

Sneezing!

2007-06-08T12:41:00.000-07:00

I was talking to my Fabulous mother today and we were interrupted my my fantabulous sneezing cat. We then fell into this long conversation about sneezing with your eyes open. We then began to wonder what would happen if you glued your nose, mouth and ears shut. Would your eyes fall out? What do you think?

Soft Ball

2007-06-08T12:19:00.000-07:00

It was awful! I remember it like it was yestarday ... even though it was today. But anyway. Soft ball is one of the many games we have to play for summer games in P.E. because it's 'Fun'. What is it really? A group of the most brain dead people running around screaming at each other to catch a ball. I,personally, would rather have someone pull out all my eyelashes individually then have someone pour lemon juice onto my bald eyes and then force me to look at the sun!
Anyway to cut a long story short I DO NOT like being screamed at by a fat ned, who pretends to know what she is doing, after instructing me to do the thing that I had done when she began screaming at me in the first place. I just don't need that kind of agro at this time of life. I began to think over in my head, 'the next person who shouts at me is gonna get floored!'. We should be left alone to play a happy sport that we like, like Badminton! =)

Thank Jebus that we only get 1 period in 5th year otherwise I would have been sniffing solvents by Christmas.

Haggis Hunt!

2007-06-03T05:29:00.000-07:00

Join the Haggis Hunt at http://haggishunt.scotsman.com/camera.cfm?camera=10 ! The Grand Prize is a two night luxury break at the Gleneagles Hotel including breakfast and use of the sumptuous leisure facilities at The Club. Doesn't that sound fabulous? Anyway help find the Haggii those lil' rascals.

Back To School Tomorrow =(

2007-06-03T05:17:00.000-07:00

Ever noticed that whenever we need to return to the school of arse, it always rains on the day before? I would love to know why that happens, as I would like to meet the cause of this and stand on it. The rain is usually a bad omen =-|

I hope to God that I don't have to do Higher for most of my classes. But unfortunatly I think that in my Chemistry class we may need to take a credit test. Whoopie ...

Marathon!

2007-06-02T10:46:00.000-07:00

My charming sister and I have taken to doing pointless, mind numbing things over the past few weeks i've been off school. I decided that I was going to introduce her to a wonderful thing called 'Fullmetal Alchemist'. I, myself am completely besotted with it. Some may even call it 'obsession'.

Anyway after watching almost every bloomin' youtube amv I decided to start watching the episodes. My big blister (I use that in a term that means sister, Duh) joined me. We sat all night attempting to watch as mainy episodes as we could, rarely moving only if we had to, adjust out seating or scratch our arses.

So after eventually 3 days of non-stop glaring at a compiter screen we got through most of the anime. I am actually glad to have seen cause now I cant see and have the excuse to say I was blinded by a fat man! Woo and Yay! =)